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JUDGE: I suppose we need to get this over with. Please state your case before the court.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: It’s very simple, Your Honor.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Due to their recent purchases, Google has become a monopoly. If their recent acquisitions are permitted they will stifle innovation and have a poisonous effect on the industry at large.

JUDGE: And what does the defense have to say in response?

DORIAN: We are completely innocent, and would like to purchase this courthouse for the sum of twelve point eight billion dollars.

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