ALICE: It’s brilliant!
ALEX: That’s not usually a good sign.
ALICE: Alex, I’ve come up with the perfect way to educate our customers about the dangers of software piracy!
ALEX: Please tell me the answer is NOT “we’re going to create a plucky comic book character that readers can identify with and use him to educate our customer base.”
ALICE: No, we’re not going to do that.
ALICE: I figured we’d start a webcomic. It’s cheaper.
ALEX: Sis, that’s a TERRIBLE idea.
ALICE: Alex, webcomics are hip and trendy. What’s the worst that could happen?
SCOTT: Ubersoft’s entry on Wikipedia just got deleted.