Comic Transcript
SCOTT: Did you hear? Apple is being sued for antitrust violations.
ALICE: That is a LIE!
SCOTT: Beg pardon?
ALICE: We have NEVER engaged in any practices that would unduly discourage our competitors! When are people going to stop punishing us simply for being successful?
SCOTT: I said APPLE is being sued.
ALICE: Sorry. Force of habit.
