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BOSS: It appears that our customers have grown complacent in my long absence. They no longer feel compelled to buy new versions of our software.
ALICE: Sorry Boss.
BOSS: The market is changing, Alice. once it was enough to tempt customers into purchasing our software: we filled them with empty promises and they swooned. They are no longer willing to place their faith in those promises.
ALICE: What do we do?
BOSS: We see how the market has changed and we adapt to those changes. Our customers may have grown resistant to seduction, but they have become vulnerable in other areas…
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