Comic Transcript
ALICE: Why haven’t you upgraded to Verandah yet?
CUSTOMER: Well, to be perfectly honest, we really don’t see much of a need.
ALICE: What do you mean, need? It’s the latest version of Nifty Doorways!
CUSTOMER: Yes, but we don’t need it right now.
ALICE: Everybody needs Verandah.
CUSTOMER: Why?
ALICE: It’s… better.
CUSTOMER: That’s all right. We’ve been customers of yours for so long that we’re perfectly content with mediocrity.
