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BOSS: Your decision not to upgrade to Verandah is unacceptable. You will change your present course of action and begin upgrading immediately.
CUSTOMER: We see no reason to spend our money on that right now.
BOSS: I have spoken! You will bend to my will
CUSTOMER: Look, we’re trying to run a business here —
BOSS: BEND! You are not BENDING!