Comic Transcript
ALEX: How did you get married?
MARK: Forget how…. When did you have the TIME?
BOSS: Ah, Binky… at last you have returned to your rightful place, here at Ubersoft.
MONK: It was the day before we went to Binkyland. Viktor was asleep, you guys were asleep — I couldn’t sleep. I got bored.
BINKY: Glad to be back, Skipper!
DRINKY: Whatever.
ALEX: You got bored so you got married???
MONK: I got bored so I decided to check out the hotel casino.
BOSS: Now that you have returned I can resume my goal to dominate this world, and inflict terror and suffering on all mankind.
ALEX: You got broke so you got married?
MONK: Actually, I won quite a lot fo money at the blackjack table. During the celebration that followed I met this girl…
MARK: … and THEN you got married.
DRINKY: Oh give me a break. You’re tryin’ to tell me that the only thing that kept you from taking over the world was that you needed a paperclip with the mental capacity of a small child?
(Silence.)
ALEX: So what’s her name?
MONK: I have no idea.
BOSS: I find that I am not as fond of your wiser, embittered self.
DRINKY: On second thought, that was unfair to small children.
