Comic Transcript
MALE UBERTHUG: All right Perkins… get in there and disarm those laptops!
PERKINS: Right!
(PERKINS exits, stage right.)
MALE UBERTHUG: Steady now… steady… easy does it. Easy… the top, Perkins. Perkins! From the top! PERKINS, DON’T TAKE ONE FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE PILE, TAKE IT FROM THE —
(Massive explosion.)
(Silence.)
PERKINS (Stage right): Medic…
MALE UBERTHUG: Control, we need a vat of aloe vera down here, stat.
