CUSTOMER: Look… I’m not entirely sure what’s going on here, but I think sending the FBI to my house is just a little over the top…
KING: I’m sorry, but I can’t comment on any ongoing investigations performed by law enforcement officials, nor can I confirm if we are assisting them in said activities.
CUSTOMER: What do you mean by “ongoing?”
KING: I’m afraid I can’t comment on that, either. Any information divulged concerning a criminal investigation might compromise the investigation itself…
CUSTOMER: CRIMINAL? What do you mean by CRIMINAL???
KING: …sorry, I shouldn’t have said that. Please ignore the last part of this conversation and cooperate fully with the authorities?
CUSTOMER: How can I cooperate when I don’t even know what’s going on?
KING: That’s the spirit.