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Kafka Was An Optimist, Part III

Comic Transcript

CUSTOMER: Look… I’m not entirely sure what’s going on here, but I think sending the FBI to my house is just a little over the top…

KING: I’m sorry, but I can’t comment on any ongoing investigations performed by law enforcement officials, nor can I confirm if we are assisting them in said activities.

CUSTOMER: What do you mean by “ongoing?”

KING: I’m afraid I can’t comment on that, either. Any information divulged concerning a criminal investigation might compromise the investigation itself…

CUSTOMER: CRIMINAL? What do you mean by CRIMINAL???

KING: …sorry, I shouldn’t have said that. Please ignore the last part of this conversation and cooperate fully with the authorities?

CUSTOMER: How can I cooperate when I don’t even know what’s going on?

KING: That’s the spirit.

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