Comic Transcript
(MALE UBERTHUG enters the room.)
MALE UBERTHUG: The room is clear! The room is clear!
FEMALE UBERTHUG: Roger that.
MALE UBERTHUG: All right people, we have a job to do. 700 laptops, 700 potentially volatile laptop batteries. The clock is ticking!
SECOND MALE UBERTHUG: I just heard from Control. The building has been evacuated.
MALE UBERTHUG: Good. Now if we can just figure out how we’re going to —
PERKINS: I’m here to disarm those laptops!
(Silence.)
MALE UBERTHUG: With fire tongs?
PERKINS: What?
