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The Binky Intellectual Property Hour

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ANNOUNCER: And now… from our live studio audience, deep in the heart of Las Vegas… boys and girls, it’s the one you’ve been waiting for… it’s BINKY, THE CHEERFUL WINKING PAPERCLIP!

BINKY: Hi, there, Skippers!

CHILDREN: YAY!

BINKY:My name is Binky, and I’m here to talk to you about intellectual property!

CHILDREN: YAY!

BINKY: Can you boys and girls tell me what intellectual property is?

CHILDREN: LEGAL ENTITLEMENTS ATTACHED TO INFORMATION, IDEAS, AND OTHER INTANGIBLES IN THEIR EXPRESSED FORM!

BINKY: Very good! And why is intellectual property important?

CHILDREN: IT PROVIDES COMPENSATION FOR MUSICIANS, SINGERS, WRITERS, ACTORS, AND OTHER ARTISTS!

BINKY: And why is it REALLY important?

CHILDREN: IT MAKES RECORD COMPANIES AND MOVIE STUDIOS RICH!

BINKY: Very good!

CHILDREN: YAY!

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