BINKY: Well, Skippers, that’s all we have for our show today! I hope you had a great time learning about intellectual property, and why protecting intellectual property rights is so important to our American way of life!
CHILDREN: WE DID!
BINKY: Great! Now let’s sing the “I Love Intellectual Property” song!
(Scene returns to the dingy bar. MARK and MONK stare at DRINKY in silence.)
DRINKY: I can sing the song for you if you want.
MARK and MONK: NO.