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Possession Is Nine Tenths Of The Work

Comic Transcript

NARRATOR: Somewhere in the vicinity of Las Vegas, NV (Thereabouts)

MARK: I’m seeing double.

MONK: Just keep pushing.

ALEX: There’s something up ahead.

MONK: Gas station?

ALEX: No… a bar.

MARK: Hey Alex, why is it I’m pushing my car and you’re steering my car?

ALEX: Because it’s your car.

(Silence.)

MARK: Monk, please tell me the only reason that makes sense is because physical exertion makes me stupid.

MONK: The only reason that makes sense is because physical exertion makes you stupid.

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