Comic Transcript
NARRATOR: Somewhere in the vicinity of Las Vegas, NV (Thereabouts)
MARK: I’m seeing double.
MONK: Just keep pushing.
ALEX: There’s something up ahead.
MONK: Gas station?
ALEX: No… a bar.
MARK: Hey Alex, why is it I’m pushing my car and you’re steering my car?
ALEX: Because it’s your car.
(Silence.)
MARK: Monk, please tell me the only reason that makes sense is because physical exertion makes me stupid.
MONK: The only reason that makes sense is because physical exertion makes you stupid.
