Comic Transcript
ALEX: We interrupt this storyline already in progress to address a very important question: “how many Binkys ARE there?
MARK: Because there has been some confusion over the exact number, we’ve decided to recap the appearance of each new Binky in order to give you the accurate count.
ALEX: September 19, 2000: Binky is split into three separate entitites when the Boss demonstrates what he will do if the government splits his company into three pieces.
MARK: Total: three Binkys.
ALEX: April 19, 2005: copies of Binky are used to act as an interface between me and my conscience, replacing my traditional shoulder angel and shoulder devil.
MARK: Total: five Binkys.
ALEX: May 3, 2005: one of the little conscience-Binkys is placed ina bucket, which is then filled with concrete and buried in the backyard.
MARK: Total: four Binkys. For now.
ALEX: October 18, 2005: the original Binky is fired, which leads to him being hired by Apple and transformed into Steve, the suave, debonair iClip.
MARK: Total: three Binkys.
ALEX: So now you know how many Binkys there are.
MARK: Too !@#$% many.
