Comic Transcript
ALEX: Hey Sis… what’s the news on the Boss?
ALICE: Still happily handing out ponies, I’m afraid.
ALICE: We’ve brought in a consultant to assess the situation and recommend treatment. I’m afraid things don’t look good, though. He mentioned that the Boss was acting in a “disturbingly wholesome manner.”
ALEX: Wholesome?
MONK: You mean as if he were… good?
ALICE: I’m afraid so.
ALEX: This is terrible!
MONK: This is a disaster!
SCOTT: This is the opportunity of a lifetime!
