Comic Transcript
VIKTOR SCHRECK: So what you’re saying is…
ADALAI FOULE: First, we must find a way to convince our wayward paperclip to return to Ubersoft. Then we must find a way to return him to his original self.
ALICE: But how on earth are we going to get him to come here?
STEVE: Hallo you lot! I heard a nasty rumor that the old man was in a spot of trouble, so I took some time off to see if I might perk the poor chap up.
(Silence.)
STEVE: Which, apparently, was an unfortunate decision on my part.
ADALAI: Do we have any rope?
