Comic Transcript
BOSS (Thinking): With the new year underway, I must bring forth a new evil scheme. A dastardly scheme… one that will shake this world to its very foundations by the sheer audacity of its malevolence.
BOSS (Thinking): So here I sit in my sanctuary, within my empire, and prepare to think thoughts of pure, unfettered evil.
(Silence.)
(Silence.)
BOSS (Thinking): Perhaps I’ll go torment the staff instead.