Comic Transcript
BOSS: Alex! Alex my friend, my loyal employee!
ALEX: … uh…
BOSS: How are you? How are you feeling? Are we treating you well? Is there anything you’d like? A raise? A bonus? A pony?
ALEX: Well, I —
BOSS: That’s it! A pony! Viktor!
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Yes, Boss?
BOSS: See that Alex receives a pony!
VIKTOR SCHRECK: … very well.
(Silence.)
ALEX: I don’t really want a pony.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Well, that’s something, at least.
