Comic Transcript
ALICE: Phil. How’s the patch coming?
PHIL: We’ll be ready in a week.
ALICE: About that… there’s been a change in the release schedule. Apparently our customers feel that waiting a week for a patch to a major security flaw is a bit unreasonable, so we’re moving up the schedule just a bit.
(Silence.)
PHIL: When you say “just a bit” —
ALICE: — you have two hours.