The Queue Marathon

The Queue Marathon
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ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking. Can I help you?

CUSTOMER: Wait. What? Is this really a person?

ALEX: This is Alex, your Technical Support Representative. How may I assist you today?

CUSTOMER: Do you know how long I’ve been on hold?

ALEX: I really can’t —

CUSTOMER: A week.

ALEX: A week?

CUSTOMER: At least. Maybe more. The last few days have been a blur.

ALEX: A week?

CUSTOMER: I’ve committed your entire “please hold while a technical representative takes your call” Muzak playlist to memory.

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