Comic Transcript
ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking. Can I help you?
CUSTOMER: Wait. What? Is this really a person?
ALEX: This is Alex, your Technical Support Representative. How may I assist you today?
CUSTOMER: Do you know how long I’ve been on hold?
ALEX: I really can’t —
CUSTOMER: A week.
ALEX: A week?
CUSTOMER: At least. Maybe more. The last few days have been a blur.
ALEX: A week?
CUSTOMER: I’ve committed your entire “please hold while a technical representative takes your call” Muzak playlist to memory.
