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ALEX: You were on hold for more than a week because you didn’t want to lose your place in the call queue?
CUSTOMER: Well it’s DECEMBER. Your software always crashes more this time of year, so I figure I’m competing with a LOT of people.
CUSTOMER: It’s almost as if your software is intentionally programmed to be MORE unstable during the holidays…
CUSTOMER: I knew it!