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Paranoia, Right On Target

Paranoia, Right On Target

Comic Transcript

ALEX: You were on hold for more than a week because you didn’t want to lose your place in the call queue?

CUSTOMER: Well it’s DECEMBER. Your software always crashes more this time of year, so I figure I’m competing with a LOT of people.

CUSTOMER: It’s almost as if your software is intentionally programmed to be MORE unstable during the holidays…

(Silence.)

ALEX: Maybe.

CUSTOMER: I knew it!

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