Comic Transcript
ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking.
CALLER: Hello, I’m a satisfied customer, and I was wondering if you knew what had happened to Binky, the Cheerful Winking Paperclip.
ALEX: I’m sorry, but we don’t divulge information of any sort to our competitors.
CALLER: Competitors? I’m nothing of the sort! I’m just a… oh, FINE. I guess you caught me.
ALEX: Just out of curiosity, which competitor are you?
CALLER: Apple. Just out of curiosity, what gave me away?
ALEX: “Satisfied customer.”
CALLER: Curse our enthusiastic user base!
