Comic Transcript
NARRATOR: Somewhere in Cupertino, CA
STEVE JOBS: Now… now is the time.
STEVE JOBS: Summon our agents. Alert our spies. Today we embark on a great journey – one that ends on the field of battle, against our most hated enemy.
STEVE JOBS: Today my vision — my elegant, tasteful, unrelenting vision — comes crashing down on those who would defy my impeccable sense of style.
STEVE JOBS: Ubersoft will fall before me, and the world will tremble in fear!
(Silence.)
STEVE JOBS: The ceiling needs more chrome.
MINION: I’ll call maintenance.
