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A Secret And Dastardly Plot

A Secret And Dastardly Plot

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NARRATOR: Somewhere in Cupertino, CA

STEVE JOBS: Now… now is the time.

STEVE JOBS: Summon our agents. Alert our spies. Today we embark on a great journey – one that ends on the field of battle, against our most hated enemy.

STEVE JOBS: Today my vision — my elegant, tasteful, unrelenting vision — comes crashing down on those who would defy my impeccable sense of style.

STEVE JOBS: Ubersoft will fall before me, and the world will tremble in fear!


STEVE JOBS: The ceiling needs more chrome.

MINION: I’ll call maintenance.

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