Comic Transcript
JUDGE: You don’t “feel like” supporting the OpenDocument standard?
VIKTOR SCHRECK: It’s closer to the truth to say that we feel very strongly about NOT supporting it.
JUDGE: Why?
VIKTOR SCHRECK: OpenDocument is not a mature standard. Our native format is. There are features our own format handles without trouble that OpenDocument doesn’t handle at all.
JUDGE: What kind of features?
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Well… features like… VoIP, for example. OpenDocument doesn’t support VoIP.
DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Objection!
DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Your Honor, “VoIP” is a technology that allows your Internet connection to double as your telephone. Is he saying that a proper document format must allow you to use your document as your telephone service?
(Silence.)
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Yes I am.