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That Which We Will Never Do

That Which We Will Never Do

Comic Transcript

BOSS: I do not care if Massachusetts is a “State” or a “Commonwealth.” I DO care that their actions threaten our revenue stream.

BOSS: By favoring this “OpenDocument” standard instead of our Ubersoft Marketing Language, they have made it impossible for their offices to use our office suite. This is unacceptable.

PHIL: Well it IS an open standard, right? So why don’t we just add OpenDocument support in a patch?

(Silence.)

PHIL: Or we could do something else.

ALICE: He didn’t mean it.

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