Comic Transcript
BAILIFF: Hear ye, hear ye… in the matter of Ubersoft v. Massachusetts, all rise for the honorable Judge —
JUDGE: Hold on a moment. Did you say “Ubersoft?”
BAILIFF: Yes, Your Honor.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Good evening, Your Honor.
(Silence.)
JUDGE: I am suddenly overcome with the desire to weep.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Ah. A customer.
