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JUDGE: You contend that Massachusetts’ new standardization on this “Open Document” format is anticompetitive.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: That’s right, Your Honor.
JUDGE: And YOU contend that Massachusetts’ new stnadard is completely fair, and that Ubersoft is essentially throwing a temper tantrum.
DEFENSE ATTORNEY: That just about sums it up, Your Honor.
JUDGE: And you have proof to back up your assertions?
VIKTORS SCHRECK: Absolutely.
DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Er… well, no.
JUDGE: You don’t?
DEFESNE ATTORNEY: No, not really.
JUDGE: I hate this job.
DEFENSE ATTORNEY: We thought it was kind of obvious.