MARK: Look: I want to buy a printer. That’s all I’m interested in. And when I make my purchasing decision, it’s going to be based on the price I pay when I get to the checkout counter, not on some hypothetical rebate I MIGHT get if I manage to jump through a series of hoops designed to make me less inclined to follow up on the rebate the closer I get to it. So stop — just STOP — pushing this idiotic mail-in rebate. Is that too much to ask?
COMPUSURY EMPLOYEE: Yes.
ANNOUNCER: Disturbance on Aisle 5! Disturbance on Aisle 5!
MONK: Sounds like someone tried to interest Mark in a mail-in rebate.
ALEX: I’ll get the bail money.