Comic Transcript
PHIL: All right, it looks like the release mechanism inside the gaming rig has failed somehow, and Mark can’t let himself out. so we’re going to have to resort to my backup plan.
ALEX: You have a backup plan?
PHIL: Of course I have a backup plan. Barry, please activate our backup plan.
BARRY: Right.
(The sounds of whirring, clicking and rumbling)
ALEX: What on earth is —
PHIL: “The Jaws of Life.” We bought it discount from a rescue squad. Apparently they were having problems with this particular model.
ALEX: Dare I ask?
PHIL: Apparently there’s a 12.8% chance of decapitating the person you’re trying to rescue. Fortunately that’s well below our average.
