Comic Transcript
NARRATOR: Four hours later
PHIL: Left… now a little to the right…
ALEX: You don’t have him out yet?
PHIL: We decided to reposition the “Jaws of Life” in order to minimize the chance of decapitation.
ALEX: That seems uncharacteristically cautious of you.
PHIL: OK, I think that’s it! Lower the arm!
JAWS OF LIFE: *whirrrrrr*
JAWS OF LIFE: *snap*
ALEX: You missed.
PHIL: I need another quarter!