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Comic Transcript

NARRATOR: Four hours later

PHIL: Left… now a little to the right…

ALEX: You don’t have him out yet?

PHIL: We decided to reposition the “Jaws of Life” in order to minimize the chance of decapitation.

ALEX: That seems uncharacteristically cautious of you.

PHIL: OK, I think that’s it! Lower the arm!

JAWS OF LIFE: *whirrrrrr*

JAWS OF LIFE: *snap*

ALEX: You missed.

PHIL: I need another quarter!

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