ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support. Alex speaking.
CUSTOMER: Yes, I have a question about my computer’s warranty…
ALEX: It’s void.
ALEX: It’s void. Your warranty is void.
CUSTOMER: But I haven’t even asked the question! How can you KNOW the warranty is void?
ALEX: Asking questions about the warranty voids the warranty.
CUSTOMER: Well it’s nice to know things are getting back to normal over there.