Comic Transcript
PHIL: Hey, Alex, I need you to —
ALEX: No.
PHIL: … but I haven’t even told you what —
ALEX: Doesn’t matter, Phil. The last time you decided to test a new piece of software out on me, I wound up being attacked by a miniature but extremely vicious manifestation of Binky. So it doesn’t matter what it is, I’m not interested.
PHIL: But I need someone to —
ALEX: Mark is in today.
(Silence.)
PHIL: See ya.
ALEX: Later.