Comic Transcript
SCOTT: I hear the Boss is having a crisis of conscience.
ALEX: That seems unlikely, since I doubt he ever had one to begin with.
SCOTT: But something’s eating at him, right? He’s unhappy and discontent?
ALEX: I guess so. He’s muttering about the golden years being over. Stuff like that.
SCOTT: Perfect!
MONK: … Perfect?
SCOTT: He’s experiencing some kind of crisis of confidence, or spirit, or whatever. This is the perfect opportunity to convince him to turn his company around and make it a respectable, hard-working force for good! Excuse me.
(SCOTT leaves.)
ALEX: Wait… “hard-working?”
MONK: He must be stopped.
