The Classics

The Classics
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VIKTOR SCHRECK: I’ve spoken with a representative of the unruly mob. Their demands are fairly simple: they want Scott turned over to them immediately.

SCOTT: What? Why me?

VIKTOR SCHRECK: There are many reasons an unruly mob might want you in their custody. Have you been reanimating the dead in your off hours?

SCOTT: Of course not.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Have you ever spliced together various strands of DNA to create an unholy monster that feasts on human flesh?

SCOTT: No!

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Have you ever created a clone army?

SCOTT: I wouldn’t even know where to start.

(Silence.)

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Have you ever created a nuclear-powered robot ant?

BOSS: Ah, the classics.

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