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BOSS: Your army of music-driven shadow zombies is impressive, Steve… but it is no match for the Ubersoft Marketing Division!

STEVE JOBS: The what?

ALICE: Hi. You know, about the shadow army. It’s a nice concept, but it needs a little more if you really want it to catch on.

STEVE JOBS: It does?

ALICE: Yes, it needs a new name, I think. One that will appeal to the young, web-savvy demographic.

STEVE JOBS: Do you have a suggestion?

ALICE: “Evil Dancing Shadow Ninjas.”

(Silence.)

STEVE JOBS: “Evil Dancing Shadow Ninjas?”

ALICE: Studies have shown that labeling something with the word “ninja” will increase internet traffic by 500%.

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