Comic Transcript
BOSS: Your army of music-driven shadow zombies is impressive, Steve… but it is no match for the Ubersoft Marketing Division!
STEVE JOBS: The what?
ALICE: Hi. You know, about the shadow army. It’s a nice concept, but it needs a little more if you really want it to catch on.
STEVE JOBS: It does?
ALICE: Yes, it needs a new name, I think. One that will appeal to the young, web-savvy demographic.
STEVE JOBS: Do you have a suggestion?
ALICE: “Evil Dancing Shadow Ninjas.”
(Silence.)
STEVE JOBS: “Evil Dancing Shadow Ninjas?”
ALICE: Studies have shown that labeling something with the word “ninja” will increase internet traffic by 500%.