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ALEX (Thinking): I’m trapped. Management volunteered me as a beta tester for this stupid project, and now I’m forced to deal with miniature Binkys posing as my conscience.
PHIL: Alex, we’ve updated the program so that the Binkys will more accurately reflect the classic good vs. evil paradigm.
PHIL: Oh… Management seems to have signed you up for another beta test. We’ll be installing Binky in your car to see how well he functions as an on-board navigation system.
MINI-BINKY: Tell him you don’t think that’s such a good idea!
EVIL MINI-BINKY: RIP THE FLESH FROM HIS BONES! LET NONE SURVIVE!
ALEX: This update of yours may need some work.