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MARK: Taking a break from work?
ALEX: Not exactly. Henry is evaluating my old computer before he gives me a new one.
ALEX: You know. Checking for unauthorized software, files, wallpaper. That sort of thing.
MARK: And what happens if he finds any of these things?
ALEX: After he breaks every bone in my body, I apply for worker’s comp.