Comic Transcript
HENRY: Mark, it has come to my attention that you have an iPod.
MARK: It’s true.
HENRY: I’m afraid I’m going to confiscate it. Owning an iPod is a violation of company policy.
MARK: No it isn’t.
HENRY: Yes it is.
MARK: Henry, I updated the company policy manual last month, and I can promise you there’s no mention of iPods in any way, shape or form.
(HENRY stalks off angrily.)
MONK: Is it not mentioned because it wasn’t there to begin with, or is it not mentioned because you took it out?
MARK: Not telling.
