Comic Transcript
ALEX (Thinking): Well… I guess it’s time to turn this thing on.
(Computer boops.)
ALEX (Thinking): Activating a new machine for the first time can be very motional. Booting into a pristine installation can bring out feelings of expectation… anticipation… euphoria…
(Computer whirrs and grinds and boops.)
BINKY: Hey there, skipper! Looks like you turned on a computer for the first time ever!
ALEX (Thinking): … dread… loss… despair…
