Comic Transcript
ALICE: Hey Mark… hear the latest news?
MARK: I guess I’m about to.
ALICE: Apparently a new study proves the latest version of Nifty Doorways server is more secure than Linux when both are used as web servers.
MARK: Oh, this again.
ALICE: “This again?”
MARK: This is just another one of those reports you had some “independent researcher” write up, right? Like the one you hired last year, right?
ALICE: No, this is completely different. Apparently Nifty Doorways really was found to be more secure than Linux.
(Silence. MARK is looking around.)
ALICE: What are you doing?
MARK: Looking for the hidden camera.
