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MONK: I hear Mark “called in sick” this week in order to keep playing a new computer game he got for Christmas.
PHIL: So far it’s just a theory, but it’s the one that makes the most sense.
MONK: So how long will he be out?
PHIL: Who knows? Days. Weeks. If he’s in too deep, he’ll run out of leave and they’ll fire him. Not my problem.
MONK: I guess if that happens you programmers will have to start writing your own documentation.
PHIL: On second thought, we might want to consider staging an intervention.