Comic Transcript
ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support. Alex speaking.
CUSTOMER: My computer keeps telling me I have unauthorized software installed on it.
ALEX: Do you have any other operating systems installed on your machine?
CUSTOMER: No.
ALEX: Do you have any unregistered software or software registered to a company that competes directly with one of our products?
CUSTOMER: No.
ALEX: Do you store mp3’s, DVDs, video clips or pictures on your machine?
CUSTOMER: No.
ALEX: … you don’t?
CUSTOMER: No. This is a development machine.
ALEX: What do you develop?
CUSTOMER: Internet viruses mostly. Are you going to help me or not?
