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ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking. how can I help you?
FEDS: Hello, this is the Federal Government.
ALEX: Hello, how can I help you?
FEDS: We’ve become aware that you are refusing to release any information on bug fixes due to issues of “National Security.”
ALEX: That’s right.
FEDS: We’re very concerned that this claim might create an unreasonable amount of concern among the population that our software infrastructure is in danger.
ALEX: You want us to stop?
FEDS: No, we’re going to raise the terrorist threat level to “Orange” instead.