Comic Transcript
ALEX: Hello, this is Ubersoft technical support.
CUSTOMER: It is?
ALEX: Yes, we’re following up on a problem you entered into our database last week.
CUSTOMER: Is that so?
ALEX: According to our trouble ticket, you are having difficulty getting your “Voice over Internet” telephone service to function. The entry says “I have converted my primary telephone line over to VOIP and I no longer have phone service.”
CUSTOMER: I have two more questions right now.
ALEX: Go ahead.
CUSTOMER: If you called to fix my VOIP problems, why did you call the number that uses that service, and what conclusion can you draw from the fact that we’re actually having this conversation?
(Silence.)
ALEX: I’ll just change the status to “problem resolved.”
CUSTOMER: Please go away.
