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BOSS: So… Phil has taken it upon himself to test and debug software… against my explicit instructions, in direct violation fo our founding principles.
ALEX: Well, Boss, in his defense –
BOSS: no, Alex. There is no defense for such a display of egregious disregard towards our values. When next we meet, he will rue the choice he made…
PHIL: Hi guys.
BOSS: Prepare to rue, mortal!
ALEX: You really need to work on your timing.