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PHIL: Mike, I don’t need you here fixing things. Everything is going just fine.
NARRATOR: MIKE, his good twin.
MIKE: You need to be contributing to the betterment of society, Phil.
PHIL: No I don’t. I need to do the job I was hired to do.
MIKE: You were hired to develop the software that millions of people use every day! You’re shirking your responsibility to them!
PHIL: I was hired to develop software according to very specific standards, which I always meet.
MIKE: Do these standards involve poor security and random crashes?
PHIL: Well… Yes.
MIKE: I hate this industry.