Comic Transcript
CUSTOMER: So what you’re telling me is that your website says things that directly contradict your terms of service.
ALEX: Not contradict. Clarify.
CUSTOMER: Clarify??? Your site says that you NEVER give out customer email addresses to vendors, and yet you just admitted that your terms of service states that you do!
ALEX: No, it doesn’t.
CUSTOMER: But you just said —
ALEX: Our website says that we will never GIVE out your email addresses. And we don’t. We SELL it.
(Silence.)
CUSTOMER: I see.
ALEX: Enjoy your spam.
