Comic Transcript
ALICE: We did it! We finally did it!
MARK: Did what?
ALICE: We’ve finally found proof that the Linux kernel was NOT developed by Linus Torvalds, but was actually STOLEN from other Unix developers!
MARK: What?
ALICE: It’s all right here in this report, performed by an independent, third-party analyst!
MARK: Let me see that.
ALICE: Sorry Mark, I know you’re a big fan of Linux and all, but this is exactly the kind of break we’ve been looking for.
MARK: Your “independent, third-party analyst” is “This is not Ubersoft, Inc.”
ALICE: See? It doesn’t get more independent than that!
