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CUSTOMER: That’s it? Your advice on how to deal with viruses is to keep the computer turned off? That’s all you have?
ALEX: Well, no…
ALEX: There are less sure-fire but still fairly effective methods you can use to make sure that viruses cannot be transmitted to your computer.
CUSTOMER: Such as?
ALEX: Disconnect your modem and throw it out the window.