Comic Transcript
FED: I would like to talk to the group of employees who tested UberQuest now.
ALICE (Whispering): Don’t let him talk to the UberQuest test group.
FED: What was that?
BOSS: Nothing.
ALICE (Whispering): They’re all playing computer games. I can’t get them to stop.
FED: What was that?
BOSS: Nothing.
ALICE (Whispering): The only thing I haven’t done is turn off all the power in the building.
FED: In my experience, “nothing” plus “urgent whispering” usually equals “strong regulatory activity.”
